here you go *gives the lil guy a shield thingy to shield him from any stealing assholes and a lolipop* i'll make sure that no one else will steal anything or bully your kind as i am your fan.
*buys him a space ship* IMA CURLY my own creature cause they got a head like a boomerang *goes and pwns the monster and gives him his lollypop back after cleaing and disinfecting it*